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It's a Lifestyle Choice
I can show you moves -
Dancing, catching, fetching, shake.
I just choose not to. |
That's the Spot!
Itchy place on my
tummy. Hind leg wiggles. Oh!
That's the spot! Right there! |
Fat & Sassy
Strut like you mean it.
(And all hounds do!) By birthright
I'm...fat and sassy! |
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Dinner Time
I am joyous, yes,
But without patience. Hand over
The kibble and live! |
Carsick
Oh, this tummy churns.
Road rushing by, trees and sticks
And...I need to barf. |
Separation Anxiety
O, woe is this hound!
A hound without a girl (sad!),
Like trash with no smell.
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